Sik Teng Um Sik Gong Keyring

Show your non-mastery of the Chinese language with this classic Cantonese go to phraseology. Wow the world with your ability to nod, smile and laugh at the correct points of a conversation but contribute absolutely nowt. When people see your keyring, they'll finally realise (as if they didn't already know) that you're not an idiot, just a monoglot.